'O' Level results came out as surprising, as pleasing and as pressurizing as usual.
Ironical isnt it?

By tradition, the sec 4 cohort would have to watch the graduated batch collect their results and the skyscrapingly high MSGs, L1R5s and percentage of distinctions (well, at least it was freaking high for chemistry and biology) and naturally get really pressured. TK did really well this year, with 11.4 as their L1R5 and MSG of 2.2 for the 2007 cohort. What really struck me was Pure Chem had 97.9% distinctions while Pure Biology (which only 40+ students sat for) had 94.7% distinctions.

WTH man. So that meant only 2 people out of 40 from 4A didnt get distinction for Biology.

Let me give you a few seconds to put your fallen jaw back in place.

Plus, about half of 4A appeared on the top 40 list (meaning 7A1s). Freaking smart okay. That got me real pressured alright. I mean, next year would I find my name among the top 40? Would I get below 10? In fact, if I get below 12, I'll be jumping up and down and Mr Koh would probably have to lock me up in the gym for an hour to cool me down.

ANYWAY, congrates to all 2007 cohort TKsians. You guys did freaking well (so much so that every teacher would be bragging about it to pressure us by tomorrow) and also congrates to all the higher mother tongue students.

Congrates to Xp, Tim Lim, Joel, Darren, Samuel and Tim Ng on your results. Seemed like Xp was flooded with calls for his results cause he sounded like a automatic answering machine the moment he picked up my call.

Now... time to start transformation into a NERD.
or an ALIEN. (: